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[mahoraga]

"Fushiguro Megumi. Leave a message."
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[mahoraga]

[ 'fushiguro' is typing ...

and then he stops.

and then he starts typing again.



and then he stops.

megumi is just in such shock right now. ]

Did something happen?

[ahost]

What do you mean, Megumi?

[ HE WILL FORCE THIS AND YOU CAN'T STOP HIM.

it's not fair Cain gets to do it first!!! ]

[mahoraga]

[ sryjspk this is so weird!!! and sprung on him with no preparation ]

You ... want to use my first name?

[ahost]

Yes.

[ forward. ]

Let's use each other's first names.

[mahoraga]

[ he thinks about that for a few seconds. they have been through a lot since they first met and in the face of all that, something like this isn't a difficult request at all.

it's just such a direct acknowledgement of the bond they have and he isn't used to that; having anyone outside of family to be on first names' basis with.

he doesn't hate it. ]

Okay ...

[ ... ]

Yuuji.

[ahost]

See? That wasn't so hard!

Though, I think maybe we should have nicknames like Deku and Kacchan ...

[ the heroes are too cool. why can't they be just as cool? ]

[mahoraga]

Like ... who?

[ who the fuq. hold on, he's searching through his database memory, as i search through my emails for whether any of those names were ever used in front of megs. ]

Midoriya and Bakugo ...?

[ahost]

yeah, but they call each other Deku and Kacchan. You can't tell me that's not the cutest thing ever.

[ let's all pretend they didn't have a toxic period in their life. hmm. ]

I'll think of a really nice nickname for you, and you have to do the same to me!

[mahoraga]

[ his definition of 'cute' is that which hu tao gave him -- something you want to hug. this is not applicable here and he does not understand. ]

Wouldn't that make it more confusing between us? [ ??????

just lay the nickname ideas on him see what happens ]

[ahost]

Listen.
We can do this! We can also be the cool duo!

We can't keep losing to the heroes!!!!!

[ WHY IS HE SO INVESTED IN THIS? ]

[mahoraga]

Is it a competition ...

[ Yuuji does sound very invested in it, babe what ]

I guess I don't really care what you call me.

[ Which is a lie. He will reject every name that doesn't agree with him -- which will be most names. ]

[ahost]

OKAY-

Give me a few days and I'll get back to you with our new nicknames!

[ he's out of ideas rn, so-

allow him to prepare. ]

Anyway, what do you want for dinner? Remember ... we are celebrating my promotion!

[mahoraga]

You don't have to go through all that trouble ...

[ he already knows he won't like it pskrmypjkm anyway, dinner. ]

Anything is fine? [ Wait, they've had this exact same conversation before. Maybe he should actually suggest something before Yuuji pokes fun at him. Though -- ]

Shouldn't I be cooking for you?

[ahost]

[ but, babe.





your food is so bland ....... 😭 ]

Sure!
You can spoil me a bit ♥

[mahoraga]

[ seasoned with love 🔪 ]

Is there anything you feel like eating?

[ that he's able to cook, lol. and nothing fried or spicy or greasy. the window is narrow. ]

[ahost]

[ seasoned food. ]

Hmm.
I don't know. Surprise me!!

I'll get the cake, though ♥

[ to soothe his tastebuds. ]

[mahoraga]

[ he'll make a cute and healthy salmon bowl with some soup? it's slightly fancier than the food he usually makes. yuuji can pile on the soy sauce if it's bland (it will be). ]

Okay.

Congratulations on the promotion.