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[mahoraga]

"Fushiguro Megumi. Leave a message."
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voice! un: megan

[mahoraga]

[ he should ignore this and not condone this behaviour.

yet ....... ]

Do you know what time it is, Denji-san?

[nutkick]

Yes.

[ ANYWAY. ]

So, I have a new business idea, and I found a partner. I'm trying to come up with a name for the sign, but everything I write sounds dirty. I need your brains to fix this.

[mahoraga]

[ IT'S WAY TOO EARLY but he does like being consulted on things, and he's awake anyway, so he might as well indulge. There's a tired sigh. ]

A business in the first month ... I guess that's impressive. [ So enterprising. ]

Before we get into names, what sort of business is this?

[nutkick]

Yeeeeeah, I'm impressive.

[ it's not what megumi said, but whatever. ]

Selling wood for the winter. The pink-haired dude is helping too.

[mahoraga]

[ That isn't what he said but he won't correct him. ]

That's right, you're a wood-cutter ... [ He probably should have expected this. It makes a lot of sense. This mention of a pink-haired boy, though? There aren't many people with pink hair he's seen so far. ]

You're doing this with Itadori?

[nutkick]

A wood-cutter for now. And yeah— yuuji.

[ fuck family names, he's taking the personal route without any hesitation. ]

Give me a good name. Everything with 'wood' sounds dirty.

[mahoraga]

[ It makes him happy that Yuji is making friends and finding his own little jobs and things to do. They just aren't afforded that back home. Megumi doesn't know if he can trust these two to manage a small business, though. He decides there and then that he's going to keep an eye on things.

He's thinking up the best name ever. Just wait. Before that, though... ]

Why would that sound dirty?

[nutkick]

'Wood'. It's a fancy word for boner. Hard on. Morning wood.

[ a long pause, and just to make sure megumi gets it- ]

Penis.

[mahoraga]

[ He is aware of such words but they're so off his radar he hadn't even considered them. Megumi had no friends growing up, so it isn't like he's privy to what typical teenaged boys enjoy talking about. ]

... Oh. [ Well then. ] Better to avoid that word then, so no one gets the wrong idea.

[ The harrowing thought of someone trying to solicit other kinds of services from these two boys. He would tell that person to get lost (polite). As for a name ... ]

Uh. "Logging Company"? [ Why did Denji ask him. ]

[nutkick]

[ this could be his time to shine and teach megumi something new. sadly it was something as sad as penis nicknames... ]

Nah, that sounds lame. I wanted to put our names in it, but that was a bigger mistake.

[ let's not go there. ]

Maybe we should add 'lumberjack' into it?

[mahoraga]

[ teach him about penis words, sensei. He does agree with not using names if there's any chance at all there could be perverted connotations. ]

A lot of businesses add their location of operation into the name. For example, if you're planning to base your operations near the White Windmill, you could call yourselves the 'Windmill Woodcutters' or something similar to that.

[nutkick]

Wait a minute! That sounds good ...

[ 'Windmill Woodcutters' — oh, he loves the sound of it. he knew he called megumi for a reason. this is perfect, and it doesn't sound dirty at all. ]

You think Yuuji will like it?

[mahoraga]

[ It does have 'wood' in it but it doesn't sound perverse to Megumi. Denji would know more about what sounds perverse and what doesn't (probably), and he doesn't seem offended by the name. Good ... then??? ]

It's rare for Itadori to dislike anything. [ That is a boy who will willingly eat fingers, so. ]

But if you are business partners, you should probably discuss with him before making any huge decisions about the company. [ Megumi so serious about this. ]